Caring Tan

Caring Tan   The sun clung to her skin like a marching band in soft slippers   and when she walked by the whole world turned into headphones because she was playing my favorite song   it was a marching band version so it had that tone, and too many trumpets staring into their cell phones …

Continue reading Caring Tan

Advertisements

Grass Bat

Grass Bat   Her hair was the color of yesterday’s favorite chew toy and his eyes reminded her of a blue crayon left to die in the mud   their love held on like a bat made out of grass they lived in a cave surrounded by lawnmowers but they had a defensive arsenal of …

Continue reading Grass Bat

Bank Butt

Bank Butt   Hey, Bank Butt   Is that where you keep your cautiously-horded investments these days? Because I’m in need of some saving and I wouldn’t have thought of keeping it there   I’d like to apply for a debit card What exactly would be the process………….Wait! I mean, if I ain’t thought of …

Continue reading Bank Butt

Life-arrhea

  Life-arrhea   This world was shit out the cosmic ass of an ephemeral robot built by a mysterious race of aspartame addicted space turtles who live in a multi-dimensional space ship nicknamed The Misplaced Toiletpaper   (official name Space Shell 1701-64)   the robot shit the world out before collapsing into a jagged pile …

Continue reading Life-arrhea

While Watching The Bridges of Madison County in Mexico

While Watching The Bridges of Madison County in Mexico     outside this room there is a world with no air conditioning where the local cough drops pro-port to contain extra lyptus and vultures make clumsy ass passes at the bikini top sky   above trash cans shaped like ancient pueblo science fiction robots wired …

Continue reading While Watching The Bridges of Madison County in Mexico