Greek Salad vs. Lou Ferrigno

  Greek Salad vs Lou Ferrigno   she ordered a greek salad w/ italian dressing interdicting the specific flavor intensions of the dead bastard who invented greek salads   she never wanted a sandwich or a hotdog, which also might be considered a sandwich or whatever the hell  other meal type options are out there …

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Muzak Wasn’t Playing In The Elevator

muzak wasn't playing in the elevator the elevator was moving up and down the shaft like music--the shaft accepting such affections libidinously the passengers were oblivious and so thusly un-annoyed a glass of milk becomes a reluctant voyeur at bedside the peanut butter stifling a strong moan as it lubricantlessly enters the jelly, the two …

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