Broccoli and Canadian Mist at 30,000 minus 29,994 feet Time: 9 or 10 days ago (give or take a Halloween or two) Place: Earth This morning I woke up and immediately rolled over on the couch and hit the refresh button and found Shia LaBeouf still sitting there in that movie …
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Were You Watching That, Helen It must’ve been cold in that theater where Shia LaBeouf watched 72 hours of his own movies in a row—with his t-shirt under a grey hoody under some enormous army store jacket eating what appeared to be candy coated cocaine out of a small soda cup and …
He Just Yawned Watching the new David Foster Wallace bio-pic made me miss my old bandanas it made me start blaming Jesse Eisenberg for things that he was probably never involved in it made me start drinking more Diet Rite I get sloppy when I’m sober while she always tended to sober up after being …
