She Left Me For A Guy Named Parkour

  She Left Me For A Guy Named Parkour   She left me for a guy named Parkour and I don’t want to even spend a goddamn second eventually realizing what that’s supposed to mean   Ouch   Your ass is not a park bench, Helen You don’t have to let some acrobatic prick…. No, …

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eyebrow to eyebrow

  Fort Vending Machine: a poem in four collars   dedicated to The Six Million Dollar Man and Vladimir Mayakovsky     Collar 1:   eyebrow to eyebrow   today I saw the whole world bleeding real jobs and today I saw a giraffe penis fully staffed   I saw both things   for the …

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