Mountain Dew: Dew.S.A.

MTN Dew: DEW.S.A   Part 1 I left the house today because I needed pajama shorts, tortilla chips, and a box of purple hair dye. While I was at the store I found a discount rack t-shirt for $2 with a picture of two sentient sausages hugging on it. They were smiling and had arms and legs and …

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Poor Me

poor me life overhears everything the sounds of your voice on a telephone talking about calendars and your need to let go rainbows go color blind rivers get lost birds become allergic to the sky the sun gets laid off the ground puts on a jacket dandelions mistake pepsi for coke crayons lose their way …

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