Unmellow Yellow: A Star Wars Story

  Unmellow Yellow   Han Solo had a 10 Parsec   long dong vertically hairy and Black Vest-idly strong   He named it Chewbacca but the Chewbacca you remember from childhood is a figment of Han Solo's overly exaggerated mind     so, as a separate entity, the thick Wookie that sat beside him co-piloting …

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It’s A Trap

  It’s A Trap for Admiral Ackbar and the death of 2017        Huh,   2 minutes left in this Trump-fucked reality-pulverized 2017 world-year Where does all the time go?   Tijuana? Trump Tower? Chuck-ee Cheese?   Our lives are being lived on the other side of the screen of this new TV world ruled …

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The Night I Discovered That I’m Not as Cool as Han Solo

                                 (originally published in The Incredible Shrinking Story, A Collection of Flash Fiction, Volume Four) The Night I Discovered That I’m Not as Cool as Han Solo             We all know that scene. The one from The Empire Strikes Back, on Cloud City—after the gang’s been betrayed by Billy Dee Williams. Han Solo’s stripped of …

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The Night I Discovered That I Might Be Cooler Than Han Solo

                        (for Nick Morris and Nancy S.) The Night I Discovered That I Might Be Cooler Than Han Solo We all know the scene. The story splashed over the internet that Harrison Ford, a few days after pulling on the old Han Solo vest, halfway through his famous catch phrase, had managed to break his goddamn leg while …

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