Unmellow Yellow Han Solo had a 10 Parsec long dong vertically hairy and Black Vest-idly strong He named it Chewbacca but the Chewbacca you remember from childhood is a figment of Han Solo's overly exaggerated mind so, as a separate entity, the thick Wookie that sat beside him co-piloting …
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It’s A Trap for Admiral Ackbar and the death of 2017 Huh, 2 minutes left in this Trump-fucked reality-pulverized 2017 world-year Where does all the time go? Tijuana? Trump Tower? Chuck-ee Cheese? Our lives are being lived on the other side of the screen of this new TV world ruled …
Murder Pig Jr. Murder Pig Jr was raised by a couple of social working mozzarella farmers on a small island located somewhere between last week and Spain He was already in his 20’s and had a beard and a slight astigmatism when he learned the truth behind his biological parentage His …
Love Is Like: Sand People Like Sand People love is easily startled But unlike Sand People she won't be coming back
(originally published in The Incredible Shrinking Story, A Collection of Flash Fiction, Volume Four) The Night I Discovered That I’m Not as Cool as Han Solo We all know that scene. The one from The Empire Strikes Back, on Cloud City—after the gang’s been betrayed by Billy Dee Williams. Han Solo’s stripped of …
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(for Nick Morris and Nancy S.) The Night I Discovered That I Might Be Cooler Than Han Solo We all know the scene. The story splashed over the internet that Harrison Ford, a few days after pulling on the old Han Solo vest, halfway through his famous catch phrase, had managed to break his goddamn leg while …
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