My Foot Fell Asleep And It’s Having Those Dreams

  My Foot Fell Asleep And It’s Having Those Dreams   my foot fell asleep and it’s having those dreams again, where   we alphabetized all our typos and did sex stuff in front of them   until the correct spellings came out

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If You Stare At My Nose Long Enough It Looks Like A Penis

  If You Stare At My Nose Long Enough It Looks Like A Penis   I only just noticed this yesterday   Between Trump vs. North Korea and a bad dream Involving all the women who’ve left me vs. all the women I’ve let down and I’ve been living with my nose now For a …

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  The legend of the Yeti who went out on a fishing boat in an attempt to win back the love of the woman it had been verbally critical of in the past but who it had found itself missing after she’d gone   is not a very well known legend actually, it’s not much …

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How The Finger Went Mad: Knuckle 1

           How The Finger Went Mad: Knuckle 1             Every night The Finger wakes up shaking despite the fact that ever since the thing that happened        happened it’s been unable to fucking sleep   because sleep is a Beatlejuice House-shaped-cookie-jar and that place from which The Finger's recently escaped is something angry, fueled by the fact …

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