Die Hard And A Baby The night woke up with its pants still on, perpetually and an axe wound the size of Nebraska hacked into the side of an un-expecting pre-Planet of the Apes-ending Statue Of Liberty which the perpetual murderer had, in a moment of cheap whisky and cinema mistaken … Continue reading Die Hard And A Baby
What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That’s Ever Happened To You While Watching A Keanu Reeves Movie? Place: Cosmic Hubble Conference Room NK2019/Middle-Deep Space Time: Friday Morning/a little bit after 9:30 Cosmic Policy demanded that every 38 hours or so its employees would clump together into their various teams and departments in one … Continue reading What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That’s Ever Happened To You While Watching A Keanu Reeves Movie?
Who Wants To Play The Lake House? They played this game called The Lake House where every day she’d go to the mailbox and find a letter he’d written as if he was writing her from the future and she’d take it inside and he’d ask What ya got there? And she’d smile or … Continue reading Who Wants To Play The Lake House?
in a shit nightmare world without you in the future I'm already drunk again and two beers will cost 46.50 and the world is haunted by vampire taxi cabs downtown has been relocated robots own fishing poles death baits things fish scream (from my book I See You, Lewis, Baobob Tree Press)