Casablanca 2: Trump-World Boogaloo

  Casablanca 2: Trump-World Boogaloo   Casablanc-me The moon’s going out tonight and can’t decide between a bulletproof vest or a straight jacket and tights   (She had the attention span of a corn chip and my heart is guacamole)   Casablanc-you All I’ve got left is a green Batman t-shirt and a busted piano …

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I Don’t Have To Look Behind Me, All I Have To Do Is Squat

  I Don’t Have To Look Behind Me, All I Have To Do Is Squat   “I don’t have to look behind me all I have to do is squat.” she said because that’s how she ordered a ham sandwich in public because almost everything she’d ever said would sound sexual   I don’t know …

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