Damn Those Torpedoes (for Tom Petty)

  Damn Those Torpedoes aka So This Is Home   Existence is a sinking island Circled by something inspired by battleships That’ve been bombing the shit out of everything   Ever since roughly around 3 and a half minutes After the invention of whatever all this is   Let’s call it everything! Let’s call it …

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Paraphrasing Tom Petty

  Paraphrasing Tom Petty   She was fond of the boy she was currently sleeping with, horses and The United States of America—maybe not in that order nevertheless: she would celebrate getting finger banged like it was Columbus Day her vagina sympathized with the Native Americans   her vagina was a highway driving through somebody …

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