Make Bunkers Great Again

Make Bunkers Great Again   Trump keeps his penis where his heart should be   so when he stands during the National Anthem he palms his own genitals   His obedient catchphrase regurgitating followers should be horrified, for falling in line behind a reality TV show guy who picks fights with Democratic Nations while praising …

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Burger King-a-Lingus

Burger King-a-Lingus   The FBomb’s this week again What should I probably write about? What do I feel like reading?   I don’t know   I broke my ribs again, and Trump’s still president and everything feels like a fucking mess   but I don’t feel like writing about what it feels like waking up …

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Covfefe

Covfefe   As the ashtrays pop like a steady invasion of phone-cams and cream cheese We all scream into the same bucket of water We can all feel our own tanks slowly chipping away, under fire Until the only thing left are the treds………….   Are you watching Fury again?. Covfefe asked the question like …

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Bank Butt

Bank Butt   Hey, Bank Butt   Is that where you keep your cautiously-horded investments these days? Because I’m in need of some saving and I wouldn’t have thought of keeping it there   I’d like to apply for a debit card What exactly would be the process………….Wait! I mean, if I ain’t thought of …

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