Fuck List

  Fuck List   In the new Predator movie Arnold reprises his role as Dutch ex-special ops commando   He’s an old man at this point many decades away from the 1980’s sitting in the middle of his trailer park living room   (because time has been tough on us all)   He’s watching old …

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She Left Me For A Guy Named Parkour

  She Left Me For A Guy Named Parkour   She left me for a guy named Parkour and I don’t want to even spend a goddamn second eventually realizing what that’s supposed to mean   Ouch   Your ass is not a park bench, Helen You don’t have to let some acrobatic prick…. No, …

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This Year I Watched The Game In The Middle of the Night on My Birthday

  This Year I Watched The Game In The Middle of the Night on My Birthday   canned corn or cold cream?   her toenails smiled like cigarettes, screaming   the highways griddled with jam band bumper stickers and road kill   and tonight honestly, I can’t tell which is worse   dick balm or …

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