My Foot Fell Asleep And It’s Having Those Dreams my foot fell asleep and it’s having those dreams again, where we alphabetized all our typos and did sex stuff in front of them until the correct spellings came out
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Tag: vagina
A Year Without Prince: Prologue
A Year Without Prince (this thing in 4 parts, prefaced by brief rambling followed by a quick prologue and then…….zoom!) Wendy? Yes Lisa? I’m not Lisa. I’m Dennis Oh, sorry Dennis. I’m not Wendy anyway. I’m also Dennis too. Huh. (Purple silence. Followed by dialogue) That doesn’t mean we can’t still wear ripped …
The Most Unnecessary Bridge In The World
The Most Unnecessary Bridge In The World So the power chord that I ordered for this old movie camera that used to be ours aka/ergo/etc.: the movie camera stayed with me what I lost was her and the chord (insert sound of time moving: here, in an ear that has been conveniently …
Your Backbone and My Flute
Your Backbone and My Flute (translation of poem by Mayakovsky as if mistranslated by Donald Trump) I’d like to build a wall around my penis and I’d very much like for this wall that surrounds such a thing to be your vagina That’s how special you are to me The media doesn’t get …
my penis is like a penis
my penis is like a penis my penis is like a penis it does everyday stuff it goes to work and comes home it watches Netflix movies and falls asleep on the couch reading The Body Snatchers and Salinger and all that but when it was with you my penis wasn’t like a …
