His Sleeves Where Stained With Spinach Dip His sleeves where stained with spinach dip and Bionic Woman quotes and gone booze his shoes looked like he’d just spent the flood slugging through Earth’s history of fascist atrocities and the modern day equivalency of Trump shit strained through the excrement of every one …
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Burger King-a-Lingus The FBomb’s this week again What should I probably write about? What do I feel like reading? I don’t know I broke my ribs again, and Trump’s still president and everything feels like a fucking mess but I don’t feel like writing about what it feels like waking up …
Unmellow Yellow Han Solo had a 10 Parsec long dong vertically hairy and Black Vest-idly strong He named it Chewbacca but the Chewbacca you remember from childhood is a figment of Han Solo's overly exaggerated mind so, as a separate entity, the thick Wookie that sat beside him co-piloting …
Chivalry at the end of an impossible day post orgasm in bed I don’t mind sleeping on the wet spot unless I’m alone
My Foot Fell Asleep And It’s Having Those Dreams my foot fell asleep and it’s having those dreams again, where we alphabetized all our typos and did sex stuff in front of them until the correct spellings came out
It’s A Trap for Admiral Ackbar and the death of 2017 Huh, 2 minutes left in this Trump-fucked reality-pulverized 2017 world-year Where does all the time go? Tijuana? Trump Tower? Chuck-ee Cheese? Our lives are being lived on the other side of the screen of this new TV world ruled …
Hitler Dick Somebody’s beating the hell out of the soda machine because it took their money and then didn’t give them a soda back That’s the civilized agreement we have with these things money goes in the machine and the soda come out but that didn’t happen this time it almost …
