The Six Million Dollar Man’s Bulge (2018) dedicated to The Bionic Woman, The Six Million Dollar Man and Vladimir Mayakovsky today I saw the whole world bleeding real jobs and today I saw a giraffe penis fully staffed I saw both things for the first time side by side thumb-wrestling ………infinity sweating wet …
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The Odd, a Sea Trilogy Death Scene Poem Booberry's Last Stand aka: Frostbite Beneath a dirty tupperware bowl moon cracked in a sky of marshmallow stars Booberry looked up from the field of battle locking eyes with an alien space ship the size of a liquor store as it dropped wooly mammoths …
Fuck List In the new Predator movie Arnold reprises his role as Dutch ex-special ops commando He’s an old man at this point many decades away from the 1980’s sitting in the middle of his trailer park living room (because time has been tough on us all) He’s watching old …
She Left Me For A Guy Named Parkour She left me for a guy named Parkour and I don’t want to even spend a goddamn second eventually realizing what that’s supposed to mean Ouch Your ass is not a park bench, Helen You don’t have to let some acrobatic prick…. No, …
love is a long and bloody prison break love is a long and bloody prison break time shakes behind bars without you I watch rented movies with this green Moleskin while clutching my pillow shark surrounded by internet and everything I own in cardboard boxes and the impeached sounds of two …
Die Hard And A Baby The night woke up with its pants still on, perpetually and an axe wound the size of Nebraska hacked into the side of an un-expecting pre-Planet of the Apes-ending Statue Of Liberty which the perpetual murderer had, in a moment of cheap whisky and cinema mistaken …
